11 Witty Onesies for Twins

As a mom of three kids under three, my sense of humor is one of my greatest assets. Some days, if I didn’t laugh I’d cry. As a twin mom, everyone seems fascinated by my identical girls, and the attention and questions coming from complete strangers can drive me insane. My sense of humor saves me every time.

If I’m going to get gawked at and stopped for endless streams of questions about my twins, I might as well give myself something to giggle at. Here are my favorite witty onesies for twins, guaranteed to put a smile on your face.

Onesies for Twins
For the Apple Fan Family

iPood iPeed

That's so PUNNY!
That’s so PUNNY!

Womb Mates

Start 'em young...
Start ’em young…

Drinking Buddies

Gotta pass on those nerd family values
Gotta pass on those nerd family values

Copy Paste

Onesies for Twins
Let’s cut to the chase. This was unexpected.

I Was Planned, I Was Not

The second one wasn't exactly free
The second one wasn’t exactly free

Buy One, Get One

Science humor!
Science humor!

Oh Crap! I’ve Been Cloned!

Pretty much every twin parent's reaction when they find out there are TWO babies
Pretty much every twin parent’s reaction when they find out there are TWO babies

Keep Calm, Now Freak Out

Who doesn't love an old school Nintendo joke?
Who doesn’t love an old school Nintendo joke?

Player A Player B

They say the earlier they learn a second language, the better.
They say the earlier they learn a second language, the better.

Uno Dos

This is just the funniest thing I've ever seen.
This is just the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

Almond Joy & Mounds

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Marie Osborne is a wife, mama, and blogger who loves Jesus and large non-fat lattes. As a former high school theater geek, she currently uses all her acting and vocal training reading "Mr. Brown Can Moo" and singing "The Wheels on the Bus" before night-night time. When she isn't laughing (loudly) with her 30-something husband, chatting (loudly) with her girlfriends, singing (loudly) with her 3-year-old son, or feeding (quietly... for the time being) her 8-month-old twins, she's probably pumping and binge watching Netflix. You can find her on her blog www.marieosborne.com encouraging, challenging, and laughing from under a pile of diapers.

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