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Funny Quotes About School

It’s back to school time again! Do you remember your old school days? Sometimes they were filled with excitement and fun, and other days there were nerves and boredom. Yes, I certainly remember them well. Here are some funny famous school quotes we’ve gathered to make you laugh about those wonderful times.

My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section – Norm Crosby

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers – Edgar W. Howe

School teachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday – E. C. McKenzie

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years – Paul Merton

Dear Math, I’m sick and tired of finding your “x”- Just accept the fact that she is gone. Move on Dude – Author Unknown

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed – Robert Gallagher

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends – David Spade

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers – Woody Allen

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years – George Burns


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