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Things To Expect When Your First Child Starts School

Warning: This article is part of “The Edge” series and may not appeal to those without a sense of humor or those who are...
How To Put Together a Racetrack at 6:30 On Saturday Morning (In 35 Easy Steps)

How To Put Together a Racetrack at 6:30 On Saturday Morning...

1. Dump entire box on the living room floor. 2. Realize this is a wall-mounted racetrack. (Which is clearly stated on the box, but it’s...
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Warning: This article is part of “The Edge” series and may not appeal to those without a sense of humor or those who are...
The 2014 Neiman Marcus Christmas Book: A Peasant’s Commentary

The 2014 Neiman Marcus Christmas Book: A Peasant’s Commentary

Warning: This article is part of “The Edge” series and may not appeal to those without a sense of humor or those who are...
The Mom Rage List

The Mom Rage List

As moms, the day is sometimes a series of events which call on our best efforts to swallow rage and exercise patience. Those days...
Why I Hate the 100th Day of School

Why I Hate the 100th Day of School

I have no recollection of "celebrating" the 100th day of school as a child. Now that I'm a mom, this arbitrary holiday seems like...
colic baby

10 Things You NEVER Say to a Mom with a Colicy...

Having a child with colic is tough and tired business no matter what, but it’s unnecessary, cruel and unusual hell for first time mothers....
Parenting trends

8 (Stupid) Modern Parenting Trends

Warning: This article is part of "The Edge" series and may not appeal to those without a sense of humor or those who are...
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12 Reasons Moms Should Marry Their Best Girlfriend

  I like men. Especially their lovely chests and shoulders, which aid in their super human abilities such as opening the pickle jar and moving...
Top 10 Worst Playdates

Top 10 Worst Playdates

  My kids want play dates more than they want candy. After a long day at school the first thing my son asks is, "Can...
Things Our Kids Say… And Our UNSPOKEN Responses

Things Our Kids Say… And Our UNSPOKEN Responses

I think horrible, awful things sometimes. When my kids ask dumb questions, repetitive questions, or just act ugly and get on my nerves. I...
teenage girl

Dear Teenage Girl

I know you, young lady. I can hear your heart beating, sometimes in that irregular way, when that boy walks by. I know that...