The Top Ten Best-Worst Father’s Day Gifts

Father’s Day is right around the corner- can you believe it?! Here’s a handy Father’s Day gift guide for when soap on a rope just won’t do.

1. The Abhancer

This is like those chicken cutlet things girls stuff in their bras- you totally want them but you are too afraid to admit it. You man secretly wants this, I promise.

2. The Flippee Pee Pee Toilet Sheild

Ok, so this is “technically” for a toddler, but here is why your Baby Daddy needs it: Less pee pee on the potty means less cleaning for you, which will bring you greater happiness, which will ultimately result in more lovin’ for him. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

3. A personalized photo tie.

This is so unbelievably lame that I’m having a hard time finding a reason why you would want to give this to the dad in your life. It really think it would be worth it though just to see the look on his face. Basically, only Jim Bob Duggar actually wants this for Father’s Day. Except he would need like ten of them, so…..

4. “Guess How Much I Love You” Recordable Story Book

Instead of recording your kid’s voices reading this classic tear-jerker, record yourself reading off his “Honey Do” list for the weekend.

5. Justin Bieber Wig

This gift is perfect for the “Daddy Warbucks” you know and love. He might not appreciate your sense of humor, but I will. All photos can be sent to morgan(at)thelittlehenhouse(dot)com.

6. Personalized Sporting Goods

Instead of customizing his golf tees or gym bag “World’s Best Dad” or “We Love You”, inscribe them with sayings like, “You said you would only be gone for two hours” or “The kids are asking where Daddy is.”

7. Steak Necklace

It’s the perfect “dad” jewelry. You get a necklace with your children’s names or birthstones on it and he gets one with a t-bone steak.

8. Lifesize Edward Cullen Cutout

This should make up for any anniversary, birthday, or important occasion he has ever forgotten.

9. Crying Baby Doll

The next time your husband talks about having another baby, just put this doll between the two of you in bed for one night. See how he feels in the morning.

10. Personal Day-Timer with Address Book

This will really come in handy when that whole “smart phone” fad dies down. Plus, think how cool he’ll look in important business meetings with this on his desk.

Have a great Father’s Day everyone!