20 Jokes That Are Perfect For Your Kid’s Lunchbox Notes

During the month of September I’m totally on my lunchbox game. In a month or two, well, think of my kids and their lackluster lunches. Right now though, and hopefully for a few more weeks, I’m going all out! Creative meals, fun notes, and a folded napkin to encourage manners. You too? I mean, lunch prep can be fun and it’s such a great touchpoint during the day. Lately, my notes have been awesome kid-friendly jokes – I mean, who doesn’t want to have a little giggle at lunchtime? Plus, it helps with reading practice!

I polled my kids and a few of their friends for some of their favorite jokes. Twenty in all … one for each school day for a whole month! They’re short and hilarious, the perfect lunchbox addition! Write one each day or jot them all down now and you’ll be set through October!

What birds can write? Penguins!

What has ears but can’t hear a thing? An ear of corn!

What do planets use to download music? Neptune!

What is the smartest bug? A bookworm!

What goes “zzub zzub”? A bee going backwards!

When is a baseball player like a spider? When he catches a fly!

What time do you eat in space? Launch time!

Who is the king of all school supplies? The ruler!

What school supply is always tired? A knapsack!

What do you call a shy lamb? Baaaaa-shful!

What happened to the frog who parked illegally? He was toad away!

Why did the donut visit the dentist? He needed a chocolate filling!

What do planets read? Comet books!

Why was the mad book so sad? Because he had a lot of problems!

What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of pants!

What do you call a cat that bowls? An alley cat!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crumb-y!

How is baseball like cake? They both need batters!

How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves!

What do you get when you cross a fridge and a radio? Cool music!

Do your kids have a favorite joke? I’m always on the lookout for more lunch time laughs! Comment with your best ones!

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