You know what every pregnant woman is missing in her life? More things to shove up her vag! Oh, I’m sorry, correction: more things that will help her connect to her unborn fetus* shoved up her vag. There, now it’s not vulgar; it’s sweet! *Collective swooning of hormonal women everywhere* So if you’ve got a …
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Heather Hemmert
We all know parenting has changed in the past 30 years. Gone are the days of riding without a car seat in the front row of the station wagon. Gone is the trust to let your 6-year-old wait in the car as you run into the gas station for 2 minutes to grab some milk. …
As a new year begins, I can’t help but reflect on my precious kids and how terrified I am that I’ll screw them up. That led me to write down some of the many wishes and hopes I have for my children as they get older and learn to navigate life. I’ll use these wishes …
Letter boards quotes are a trendy and cute addition to your home décor but one small problem with them is having to be creative on what to put on them. Sometimes I draw a blank when I go to switch the phrases and need a little inspiration from the good ol’ Internet. So if you …
I used to teach second graders and I can tell you from personal experience, there are too many practical skills 7-8 year olds should be able to do that they can’t yet. And as a then-9-month pregnant teacher of 28 kids all asking me to bend over and tie their shoes for them, I realized …
Deciding where we want to raise our kids has become the biggest dilemma on my mind lately. Right now, we live in Utah and while it has many pros, for various reasons, this is not where I want to raise my family. Problem is…my husband and I can’t seem to decide where we want to …
Maybe you saw our white elephant gift list for the jokesters in your life but you’d rather bring a gift that people would actually like to receive? Then enjoy our roundup list of white elephant gifts your friends and family will actually appreciate receiving this year: 1-lb Snickers Bar: remember, sharing is caring! *wink wink*Amazon …
Now that Thanksgiving is officially past, the Christmas parties can begin! And chances are, you’ll be attending at least one party where you’ll play the famous White Elephant game. The thing that makes this game fun are the gag gifts so if you’re getting ready for a party with this game, check out our list …
Want to stick to your specific, Keto lifestyle but still get amazing flavor to pig out on this Thanksgiving? It’s actually not that hard to transition all your yummy recipes to Keto compliant! Here are 12 Keto Thanksgiving recipes everyone, regardless of diet restrictions, will love: Appetizers: Crispy Green Bean Chips: Like potato chips, you …
Veterans Day is coming up on November 11th and after seeing too many Facebook posts mixing up this day with Memorial Day (May 28th), I think it’s high time we Americans learn the difference between the two important holidays so we can teach our children what patriotism really means. And I’ll give you a hint: …
Oops. The Tooth Fairy forgot to come last night and now we have a crying kid on our hands. Hey, it happens to the best of us! So when this inevitably does happen at least once, to at least one of your kids, we’ve got you covered. Here are 20 believable reasons why the Tooth …
Yesterday was Halloween and I loved seeing all the costumed kids come to my door for the processed sugar yumminess I was handing out. Most of the kids I saw were the typical toddler or 5-7 age range. But at one point, a young couple with their first child came to my door and guess …