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Heather Hemmert

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Heather lives with her husband, daughter and son and has learned to accept that Utah is now her permanent home. Before becoming a stay at home mom, she taught elementary school and loves to use that background to create fun activities to entertain her children. Though staying home with the kids is great, Heather has always enjoyed finding more ways she can keep herself sane, including elaborate cross stitch designs and playing with any puppy she can find. She particularly loves to read and write and prides herself in always remaining honest in her posts about life as a wife and mother, even when the truth is sometimes embarrassing.
Kristen Bell: The Woman We All Want To Be Mommy Friends With

Kristen Bell: The Woman We All Want To Be Mommy Friends With

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BabyPod: A Tampon-Like Speaker Streaming Music to Your Fetus

You know what every pregnant woman is missing in her life? More things to shove up her vag! Oh, I’m sorry, correction: more things that...
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Parenting Today VS 30 Years Ago: What Parents of Grown Kids Say

We all know parenting has changed in the past 30 years. Gone are the days of riding without a car seat in the front...
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10 Hopes I Have For My Kids In Today’s World

As a new year begins, I can’t help but reflect on my precious kids and how terrified I am that I’ll screw them up....
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Own A Letter Board? We’ve Found The Best 20 Phrases For It

Letter boards are a trendy and cute addition to your home décor but one small problem with them is having to be creative on...
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Practical Skills To Start Teaching Our Kids Early

I used to teach second graders and I can tell you from personal experience, there are too many practical skills 7-8 year olds should...
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If Moms Were In Charge Of Everything

This is nowhere near a political post. Think of it more like satire. But I can’t help wondering how much better off the world...
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Real Talk: I Don’t Like Playing With My Kids

I don’t like playing with my kids. There, I said it. I just don’t. At ages two and four, my kids have WAY more energy than...
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Where Should I Raise My Kids? Consider These 5 Things First

Deciding where we want to raise our kids has become the biggest dilemma on my mind lately. Right now, we live in Utah and...
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Maybe you saw our white elephant gift list for the jokesters in your life but you’d rather bring a gift that people would actually...
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10 Funny White Elephant Gag Gifts You Can Get On Amazon

Now that Thanksgiving is officially past, the Christmas parties can begin! And chances are, you'll be attending at least one party where you'll play...
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The Well-Meaning, “But You Make Such Cute Kids!” Comment

I’m done having kids. I’ve got two: a girl and a boy. One of each so I can stop! But I live in Utah...